First!

So, my plan for this blog is to post some things that I have already written, and that you might already have read. This is because I have written very funny things that I want to edit and expand into a book about living in China. However, I will never get inspired to edit these pieces unless I do them in short spurts. Thus, I will post the newly edited versions of these pieces, and see how people like them. Then at the end I can compile everything and try to make a book.

I'm like Dickens, except I don't get paid for each installment. And I don't usually talk about orphans.